Kobie story #1

So, stories like this are something you get to look forward to once Norm and I move in with the Jackson family-
Sunday night, I babysat the Jackson family Kross (10 yrs old), Kobie (4), and Kaylee (2). Kobie came from playing outside, came up to me and said "Miss Wins (my name in Kobie language), would you check my butt?" Then he pulled down his pants. (The whole story is way better if you say all the K parts in a huge southern accent.)
L- "Your butt's fine Kobie. It's clean."
K- "Then check my underwear."
I checked and there were definately some skid marks. I told him this and we had to find him some more underwear. Then-
K- "Would you wipe me?"
L- "No, you're big. You should wipe yourself."
He went in to do his thing in the bathroom.
K- "Miss Wins come here, I'm going to need a wet one."
Then he wets some tp in the sink and wipes his butt with it.
K- "This isn't working! I'm going to take a bath."
He gets in the tub and starts splashing his butt with water.
L- "I'm going to go downstairs. You look like you can handle this yourself."
K- "No wait!! I need you to check it."
Finally, the two of us agreed that his butt was clean enough, so he got dressed again and went outside.
Within 5 minutes Kobie came in hollering for me to follow him outside. He proudly showed me a hole he had dug in their yard (in the middle of the apartment complex) that he had filled with pee. What a little freak. He is so funny, and I know it's weird, but I'm kind of excited about seeing him every day.